Day
of the DeadDay
of the DeadDieing of boredom with that tedious Windoze 95/98 Start Up screen and those equally cheesie Shutdown screens? Well, help is now at hand with our all-new, 100% "might-work-on-your-machine-but-we-dont-promise-anything" Skeleton Start Up and Shutdown Screens.
Carefully and painstakingly crafted using only the very best in graphic packages, these new screens feature our loveable fully rendered 3D skeleton posing in his favourite scenes. There's even two completely different versions to choose from, depending on your mood - you can have the rather Gothic but informative Version 1, or plump for the rather more Elysium Version 2. Here's a tiny taste of what you'll get.
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The scenes also come with a piece of dodgy software we've made ourselves that might just possibly replace your existing screens at the mere touch of a button - none of that tricky renaming files or hunting through directories. You can even save your existing screens just incase you get sick to death of these ones and want to put the others back later.
Obviously this will only work on machines running Windoze 95 or Windoze 98 - those clever people at Micros**t having decided to get rid of this harmless feature on their NT operating system and replace it with a really useful logon dialog....Mmmmmm, how exciting is that?
So, you want it, huh? Do you? Do you really? .... oh, go on, let me tempt you .... it's really cool ..... hey, if it wasn't so good I wouldn't have them on my own machine, now would I?
Just click here and you can download the Gothic Version.
OR, how about here for the Elysium Fields Version 2?
